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Dad Jokes

4
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Knock-Knock

2
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
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Puns

3
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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One-Liners

2
Parallel lines have so much in common — it's a shame they'll never meet.
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Riddles

2
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano.
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Anti-Jokes

2
Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he lost his balance.
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"Why did the…"

2
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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"What do you call…"

2
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Bar Jokes

2
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
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Why the Chicken…

2
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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Marriage Jokes

2
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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Parents & Kids

2
My son asked me what it's like to be a parent. So I woke him up at 3 AM to tell him.
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Grandma & Grandpa

2
Grandparents: the only ones who still say "back in my day" and you actually want to hear the rest.
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Sibling Rivalry

2
Siblings: the only enemy you'd take a bullet for — after considerable thought.
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Dating Jokes

2
I told my date I was a photographer for a magazine. She said "Cool, which one?" I said "A small one, mostly for my fridge."
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Smooth Pickup Lines

2
"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
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Cringe Pickup Lines

2
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Also literally — where are we?"
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In-Law Jokes

2
My in-laws are visiting for a month. On the bright side, I've finally learned to appreciate my commute.
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Roommate Life

2
My roommate labeled his food in the fridge. So I labeled mine "also his" — now we share.
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Friend Jokes

2
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body. Of evidence. From a crime scene. In Minecraft.
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Cat Jokes

2
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
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Dog Jokes

2
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
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Bird Jokes

2
What's a bird's favorite type of math? Owl-gebra.
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Horse Jokes

2
Why are horses such great storytellers? Because they have great tails.
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Farm Animals

2
Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon.
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Fish Jokes

4
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Your royal haddock-ness.
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Penguin Jokes

2
What do you call a lazy penguin? A procrastinator — it keeps putting things on ice.
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Bear Jokes

2
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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Dinosaur Jokes

2
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Bugs & Insects

2
Why are bees always buzzing? Because they can't find their keys.
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Teacher Jokes

2
Why did the math teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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Student Jokes

2
I studied for hours. "Hours" is a nice word for twenty minutes of reading and three of staring at the ceiling.
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Homework Jokes

2
I would do my homework, but my dog ate my motivation.
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Exam Stress

2
My exam strategy is to guess B. The letter B. Every answer. It's bold. It's brave. It's a 25% plan.
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Math Class

2
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone.
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Boss Jokes

2
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
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Coworker Life

2
My coworker asked if I'd seen his stapler. Maybe I have. Maybe it lives in my drawer now. The mystery deepens.
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Meetings & Zoom

2
"This meeting could have been an email." — inscription on every tombstone, 2021.
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Job Interview

2
"What's your biggest weakness?" "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't care what you think."
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Office Supplies

2
Staplers: the only office supply that commits to its job. Meanwhile, pens go home with everyone and never return.
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Programmer Jokes

3
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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JavaScript Jokes

2
In JavaScript: "2" + 2 is "22", but "2" - 2 is 0. This language is held together by hopes, dreams, and Stack Overflow.
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Python Jokes

2
Python: the only language where you'll cry over a misplaced space bar.
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Tech Support

2
"Sir, is it plugged in?" "Yes!" "Is the other end plugged in?" "…I'll call you back."
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WiFi Jokes

2
I changed my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can". Now my neighbors send their kids over to fix their internet.
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Smartphones

2
My phone battery lasts all day — if I don't use it. If I unlock it, it's a countdown to doom.
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AI & Robots

2
I asked the AI for relationship advice. It said "have you tried turning her off and on again?"
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Internet Jokes

2
The internet: where you go looking for one fact and end up 3 hours later watching a squirrel eat a tiny burrito.
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Gamer Jokes

2
"One more match" — a phrase that has ended more relationships than infidelity.
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Hacker Jokes

2
Real hackers don't wear hoodies. They wear bathrobes. At 3 PM. On a Tuesday.
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Physics Jokes

2
Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
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Chemistry Jokes

2
I told my chemistry joke but got no reaction.
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Biology Jokes

2
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight? A do-you-think-he-saurus.
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Astronomy Jokes

2
I was going to tell you a joke about space, but it was too out-of-this-world.
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Geology & Rocks

2
Geologists are never boulder than when they're in their element — literally, surrounded by sediment.
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History Jokes

2
I'm reading a book about the history of glue — I can't put it down.
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Geography Jokes

2
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing — it just waved.
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Philosophy Jokes

2
Why did the philosopher cross the road? To question the nature of "the other side".
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Math Jokes

2
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. And why 10? Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
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Engineer Jokes

2
An engineer's glass isn't half full or half empty — it's twice as big as it needs to be.
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Food Jokes

2
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Pizza Jokes

2
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
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Coffee Jokes

3
Before coffee: I hate everyone. After coffee: I love everyone, but I'm still not making eye contact.
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Tea Jokes

2
A good cup of tea solves everything — and if it doesn't, another cup will.
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Beer Jokes

2
Beer: because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
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Wine Jokes

2
Wine is just grape juice that went to college.
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Fruit Puns

2
I tried to catch some fog yesterday — mist.
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Vegetable Jokes

2
Why don't vegetables fight? They lack celery.
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Cheese Jokes

2
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
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Cooking Jokes

2
I don't cook — I microwave. My smoke alarm is my timer.
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Soccer / Football

2
Referee: "That's a yellow card." Me, never playing soccer: "I'll take 2, thanks."
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Basketball Jokes

2
I tried basketball once. My elevation was impressive — I jumped to the conclusion I should try another sport.
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Baseball Jokes

2
Baseball: the only sport where "out" means "sit down" and "home" means "you scored".
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Tennis Jokes

2
Tennis players never marry — love means nothing to them.
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Golf Jokes

2
Golf is a 6-hour walk interrupted by 90 small disasters.
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Gym & Workout

2
I've been going to the gym for three months. Nothing has changed — but my membership card is very worn.
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Running Jokes

2
I was going to start running, but then I remembered I'm already running late for everything.
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Fishing Jokes

2
Fishing: the only hobby where "I caught one this big" varies from 6 inches to 6 feet depending on how many beers.
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Camping Jokes

2
Camping: where you spend $500 to live like you're homeless for a weekend.
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Yoga Jokes

2
I tried yoga. Now I can touch my toes — with my eyes. Which I do, while lying on the couch.
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Monday Blues

2
Mondays are like math problems. I hate them, I don't understand them, and they keep coming back.
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Weekend Vibes

2
Saturday: "Don't worry, there's tomorrow." Sunday: [shows up wearing a Monday mask].
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Weather Jokes

2
What does a cloud wear under its clothes? Thunderwear.
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Shopping Jokes

2
My wallet is like an onion — opening it makes me cry.
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Money Jokes

2
Money talks — mine only knows one phrase: "goodbye".
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Traffic Jokes

2
Traffic: where everyone hates everyone — including the people in their own car.
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Airport & Flying

2
Airport food: where a bottle of water costs more than your flight and somehow also more than a kidney.
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Hotel Jokes

2
I stayed at a hotel that claimed "continental breakfast". The continent was clearly "regret".
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Doctor Jokes

2
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." Doctor: "Then don't do that. That'll be $200."
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Dentist Jokes

2
Dentist: "This won't hurt a bit." Translation: "This will hurt in seventeen bits."
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Movie Jokes

2
Me at the cinema: "I'll just have a small popcorn." Cashier: "$12." Me: *mortgage forms*
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TV & Netflix

2
"Are you still watching?" is the ultimate judgment. Netflix knows — and Netflix is ashamed.
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Music Jokes

2
Why did the musician get locked out? He lost the keys.
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Book Jokes

2
I bought a book about procrastination. I'll start reading it… eventually.
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Art Jokes

2
Modern art: if you have to ask what it means, you can't afford it.
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Halloween / Ghosts

2
Why don't ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits.
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Christmas Jokes

2
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
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Birthday Jokes

2
Age is just a number. Unfortunately, the number keeps going up.
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Wedding Jokes

2
Wedding planning: two people deciding which of their families will be disappointed about which detail.
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Travel Jokes

2
Travel tip: pack your bag the night before. Forget something important. Realize it at the airport. This is tradition.
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ZakGT Daily Jokes is a free humor hub that updates 100 joke categories every single day. Each category — from dad jokes and puns to programmer humor, animal jokes, and food comedy — receives one fresh joke every 24 hours. The library is curated for family-friendly, all-ages enjoyment. No signup, no ads disrupting the punchline, no tracking.

Humor research consistently shows that laughter reduces cortisol levels, improves short-term memory retention, and strengthens social bonds. A daily joke is a low-effort, high-return wellness habit — which is exactly why this hub exists.

How the daily rotation works

Every category draws from a curated library of jokes vetted for accuracy, originality, and tone. On each calendar day (Cambodia time, UTC+7), a different joke becomes the featured entry for each category. Jokes rotate on a schedule that avoids repeats for as long as possible. The random joke button draws from the full library across all categories simultaneously.

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Categories span everyday life, professions, hobbies, science, and culture. Highlights include: dad jokes, puns, knock-knocks, one-liners, riddles, anti-jokes, programmer jokes, science & physics jokes, math jokes, history jokes, animal jokes (cats, dogs, birds), food & coffee jokes, sports jokes, relationship humor, school & student jokes, and travel jokes — among many more.
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The rotation is designed to minimize repeats. With a growing library, most categories can run for weeks before cycling back. New jokes are added regularly to keep the content fresh.

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