#doc-002Apr 26, 2026
Patient: "Doctor, I broke my arm in two places."
Doctor: "Stop going to those places."
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Doctor Jokes
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๐ Joke of the dayApr 23, 2026 (PP)
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this."
Doctor: "Then don't do that. That'll be $200."
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#doc-001Apr 23, 2026
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this."
Doctor: "Then don't do that. That'll be $200."
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