#knock-002Apr 26, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
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Knock-Knock
The ancient art of "who's there?"
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Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
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#knock-001Apr 23, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
About Knock-Knock
The ancient art of "who's there?" Classic-format jokes are the foundation of every comedy library โ the templates that have been making people laugh long before comedy was an industry. They work because their structure is older than any individual punchline: a setup that primes you, a beat of misdirection, then a payoff that satisfies a logical itch you didn't know you had.
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- Door-opener formula
- Surprise punchlines
- Kid-friendly setups
- Identity reveals
- Classic call-and-response
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