#cat-002Apr 26, 2026
My cat doesn't pay rent and judges me. We are roommates with a very uneven contract.
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Cat Jokes
Feline wisdom, feline crime.
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๐ Joke of the dayApr 23, 2026 (PP)
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
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#cat-001Apr 23, 2026
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
About Cat Jokes
Feline wisdom, feline crime. Animal jokes are universal currency. Every culture has a version, and you rarely need to translate the punchline because the species does the heavy lifting. They're easy entry points for kids, polite icebreakers for adults, and reliable openers when you don't yet know your audience.
What you'll find in Cat Jokes
- Mid-air zoomies
- Box obsession
- Tail-twitch judgement
- Knocked-off-the-table
- Catnip diplomacy
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