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Raising humans is hilarious.

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🌟 Joke of the dayApr 26, 2026 (PP)
My kid asked why I was crying while chopping onions.
I told him onions are sad they're being eaten.
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#parent-002Apr 26, 2026
My kid asked why I was crying while chopping onions.
I told him onions are sad they're being eaten.
#parent-001Apr 23, 2026
My son asked me what it's like to be a parent.
So I woke him up at 3 AM to tell him.

About Parents & Kids

Raising humans is hilarious. Relationship humor lives in the gap between what we say and what we actually mean — the daily friction of sharing your life with the people you love most. These jokes work because everyone recognizes the moment they're describing, even if no one would admit it out loud at the dinner table.

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  • Toddler logic
  • Teen drama
  • Bedtime stalling
  • Homework tug-of-war
  • Parent-text fails

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