#parent-002Apr 26, 2026
My kid asked why I was crying while chopping onions.
I told him onions are sad they're being eaten.
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๐ Joke of the dayApr 23, 2026 (PP)
My son asked me what it's like to be a parent.
So I woke him up at 3 AM to tell him.
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#parent-001Apr 23, 2026
My son asked me what it's like to be a parent.
So I woke him up at 3 AM to tell him.
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