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Pizza Jokes

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๐ŸŒŸ Joke of the dayApr 23, 2026 (PP)
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
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#pizza-002Apr 26, 2026
Pizza is round, the box is square, the slices are triangles. Geometry was sponsored by Italy.
#pizza-001Apr 23, 2026
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.

About Pizza Jokes

Sliced to perfection. Food and drink jokes are the universal opener. Everyone eats, everyone has a strong opinion about pineapple-on-pizza, and everyone has a coffee order they're slightly embarrassed about. These are the safest possible jokes for a mixed crowd, which is exactly why they age so well.

What you'll find in Pizza Jokes

  • Slice decisions
  • Pineapple controversy
  • Crust debate
  • Pepperoni quotas
  • Deep-dish vs thin

ZakGT's pizza jokes feed picks one fresh, family-safe joke every day from a curated catalog. Every entry is short, translation-friendly, and free to share โ€” no signup, no paywall, no clickbait. Bookmark this page, copy any joke with one click, or share the daily pick straight to Telegram.

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