#soccer-002Apr 26, 2026
Soccer fans: 90 minutes of yelling at strangers in another country running on grass.
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Soccer / Football
Kicking back with these.
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Referee: "That's a yellow card." Me, never playing soccer: "I'll take 2, thanks."
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#soccer-001Apr 23, 2026
Referee: "That's a yellow card." Me, never playing soccer: "I'll take 2, thanks."
About Soccer / Football
Kicking back with these. Sports humor is partly about the game and mostly about the fans — the rituals, the superstitions, the post-loss melancholy that lasts until the next match. You don't need to know the score to laugh; you just need to recognize the type of person who cares this much about whether the ball crossed the line.
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- Goalkeeper humor
- Offside controversies
- World-Cup absurdity
- Dramatic falls
- Yellow-card drama
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