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๐ŸŒŸ Joke of the dayApr 23, 2026 (PP)
Why did the math teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
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#teacher-002Apr 26, 2026
My teacher asked what came after 99.
I said 100. She said "no, the second hundred." So I said 200.
#teacher-001Apr 23, 2026
Why did the math teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.

About Teacher Jokes

Red pen revenge. School and workplace humor mines the institutional comedy of being told what to do all day โ€” the petty politics, the bureaucratic absurdity, the moments you realize the system is held together by sticky notes and goodwill. The dynamics never really leave; only the building changes.

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  • Red-pen revenge
  • Lesson-plan chaos
  • Recess negotiations
  • Apple-on-desk
  • Quiz-day cruelty

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