#yoga-002Apr 26, 2026
Yoga teacher: "Listen to your body."
My body said "take me to the couch". I obeyed.
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I tried yoga. Now I can touch my toes โ with my eyes. Which I do, while lying on the couch.
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#yoga-001Apr 23, 2026
I tried yoga. Now I can touch my toes โ with my eyes. Which I do, while lying on the couch.
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Namast'ay for the punchline. Sports humor is partly about the game and mostly about the fans โ the rituals, the superstitions, the post-loss melancholy that lasts until the next match. You don't need to know the score to laugh; you just need to recognize the type of person who cares this much about whether the ball crossed the line.
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