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Never trust atoms.

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🌟 Joke of the dayApr 23, 2026 (PP)
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
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#phys-002Apr 26, 2026
Why are physics jokes so good?
Because they have potential, and the delivery is just energy.
#phys-001Apr 23, 2026
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.

About Physics Jokes

Never trust atoms. Science jokes are smart-people humor with a soft spot — the kind of pun a researcher mutters at a whiteboard before getting back to work. They reward anyone who paid attention in class, but the best ones still land for everyone else because the punchline carries its own logic.

What you'll find in Physics Jokes

  • Atom puns
  • Quantum-uncertainty gags
  • Newton-cradle humor
  • Schrodinger-cat jokes
  • Light-speed one-liners

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