“That cow wished to save the English government the expense and trouble of keeping me.”
Napoleon's dry joke after being charged by an angry cow near The Briars, poking fun at the costly British military effort devoted to guarding a single prisoner.
— Napoleon Bonaparte, Saint Helena
Source: Betsy Balcombe, Recollections of the Emperor Napoleon (1844)
More Proverbs from Saint Helena
He doesn't have a bone in his tongue.
Said of someone who speaks whatever comes to mind, bluntly and without regard for tact or consequence.
Put the goat in charge of the vegetable patch.
A warning against entrusting responsibility to someone who cannot be trusted with it, the local equivalent of putting the fox in charge of the henhouse.
Going right round the ridges to get to The Castle.
Describes taking a long, roundabout way to reach a simple goal, doing something the hard way when a direct path was available — named for the steep ridges surrounding Jamestown's Castle, the seat of Saint Helena's government.
Loyal and unshakeable.
The official motto of Saint Helena, reflecting the steadfastness and resilience the island's people are known for.
What then is, generally speaking, the truth of history? A fable agreed upon.
Reflecting in exile, Napoleon suggested that official histories are shaped by consensus and interpretation as much as by fact.
I may have had many projects, but I was never truly my own master — I was always ruled by circumstances.
Looking back from his island exile, Napoleon admitted that even at the height of his power, events controlled him as much as his own will did.