Gras coum' aen lopin d'si.

“As fat as a lump of suet.”

A vivid rural simile describing someone who is very well-fed or stout.

Daeux gros os n'peuve bouidre dans lé mesme pot.

“Two big bones cannot boil in the same pot.”

Two strong-willed rivals cannot easily share the same small space.

Il en reste assaïz pour tous les Tostevins.

“There is enough left for all the Tostevins.”

Said when plenty of food remains at the table; Tostevin, a common Guernsey surname, stands in for "everyone".

Ch' n'est pas les sians qui labourent pus pres des fossaïs qui saönt les pus riches.

“It is not those who plough nearest the hedge who are the richest — economy can be carried too far.”

Squeezing every last inch out of your land through excessive thrift or caution does not make you the wealthiest; economy carried too far defeats itself.

Quand i' plleut daove vent d'ava, I'nourrit haomme et son cheval; Quand i' plleut daove vent d'amaont, Ch'est merveille si tout nö faont.

“When it rains with a west wind, it feeds a man and his horse; when it rains with an east wind, it is a wonder if anything comes to good.”

A westerly rain nourishes both man and livestock, while rain from the east threatens ruin to crops and fortune alike.

Necessitaïe fait la vieille trottaïr.

“Necessity will make an old woman trot.”

Hardship or urgent need can drive even the frail and reluctant to move quickly and act.