Hacete amigo del juez, no le des de qué quejarse; y cuando quiera enojarse vos te debés encoger, pues siempre es güeno tener palenque ande ir a rascarse.
“Make friends with the judge; do not give him reason to complain — for it is always good to have a hitching post to go and scratch yourself on.”
Cynical worldly advice to stay on the good side of those in power so they can protect you.
— Traditional Argentina Wisdom, Argentina
Source: José Hernández, 'La Vuelta de Martín Fierro' (1879), the advice of Viejo Vizcacha — public domain
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Family and community must stay united, because division leaves them vulnerable to outside enemies.
Nobody is more than anybody.
An assertion of human equality — no person is worth more than another, whatever their rank.
A man's first care is to defend his own hide.
Self-preservation is a person's most basic instinct and duty.
The devil knows more from being old than from being the devil.
Experience and age teach more wisdom than raw cleverness alone.
The shrimp that falls asleep is carried off by the current.
If you grow careless or lazy you will lose your opportunity and be left behind.
Whoever wants the sky-blue must pay the price for it.
Anything worth having demands effort and sacrifice to obtain.