“Whenever a fellow is recommended to me by the religious instructor or the surgeon superintendent, I always set that fellow down as the greatest hypocrite of the whole lot.”
Commandant John Giles Price's stated distrust of claimed convict reform, reflecting the harsh, punishment-first regime he ran at Norfolk Island from 1846 to 1853.
— John Giles Price, Norfolk Island
Source: Robert Hughes, The Fatal Shore (1986), citing contemporary accounts of Price's administration
More Proverbs from Norfolk Island
The wind from the east is the wind from home.
The easterly trade wind is remembered as a nostalgic reference to Pitcairn Island, the ancestral homeland of Norfolk Island's Pitcairn-descended community.
He'll see so good, he'll see round a corner.
A humorous exaggeration remembered as one of the sayings of islander Charles Henry Evans (born 1886), still recalled today under the nickname "Dar thing fe Chat's" — part of Norfolk Island's tradition of cherishing individually name-tagged sayings.
Whatever you can do today, do it well tomorrow.
A line from islander Archie Bigg's Norf'k poem "Morla el do", encouraging care and quality over rushed effort.
He makes my heart flip over.
A figurative Norf'k expression for falling in love, borrowing the nautical word "kepsais" (capsize) to picture a heart overturned by affection.
Stuck together like a fastboat to a whale.
Describes two people, usually lovers, who are inseparable — drawing on the whaling-era image of a small boat fastened tight to a captured whale.
That's a real fastboat story.
Norf'k for a comic, "whale-sized" exaggeration — used to gently tease someone for stretching the truth for a laugh, part of the island's dry, nautical humour.